Category: Chair Chat

Editor’s note: This chair chat is a work in progress, and we need your help to finish it. We have a beautiful chair but only had two minutes to talk because Chris had to go to the bathroom (number two). 

We ask you readers to finish this Chair Chat in the comments. Please keep it civil but also don’t hesitate to post something funny, we all like to laugh.

You don’t see a disclaimer here that salty language will follow – because we didn’t get around to any yet. Feel free to add some.

Chris: Hi guys, let’s do one last very short chat as I have to make a poo.

Rudy: No worries, how about this beauty:

Klaus: Wow, look at that chair. Such a nice stance!

Rudy: I agree, it is very beautiful!

Chris: It is so beautiful that I want to sleep with it.

Klaus: The seat has a nice shape.

Rudy: Yes, it does. Is that elm?

Chris: OK guys, I am going now. Talk later.

Rudy: Alrighty. Bye!

Klaus: Talk later guys!

Johncashman73:

In our 21st Chair Chat™ with Klaus Skrudland and Rudy Everts, we discuss a primitive stick chair that looks so uncomfortable it would best be used to interrogate spies. As usual, the language is on the salty side. Then again, a chair like this needs a rich vocabulary to be discussed properly. As always, if this kind of entertainment does not suit you, maybe you’ll like this endless horse better.

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Editor’s note: After a brief unseasoned interlude, Chair Chat is now back on its high-sodium diet. Please do not read on below if you are allergic to salty potatoes or salty language. Today on the menu is a chair from a museum, served with ocean potatoes and meatballs.

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Editor’s note: This Chair Chat™ has been edited extensively and was stripped down of all foul language. Accordingly, you don’t see a disclaimer here that salty language will follow – because it won’t. Enter with confidence.

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Rudy: look at this chair I found on the internet:

Chris: That is a nice-looking chair.

Rudy: I agree, it has a nice shape.

Klaus: Look at those legs, they have probably been shaved on a shaving horse?

Rudy: Likely. I like to use a shaving horse, too.

Chris: I prefer a jack plane, but a shaving horse can work well, too.

Klaus: The seat has a nice shape.

Rudy: Yes, it does.

Chris: OK, I’m pretty much out of things to say. Chat again soon?

Rudy: Yup, me too. Bye!

Klaus: Agree, talk soon.

Editor’s note: We get it. It’s easy to feel the need to overstate the obvious when you’re trying to make a sale. However, a three-legged chair with no wobble is like marketing cold ice cream. You don’t really expect it to burn your tongue.

That said, we’re not here to judge. We just like to chat about chairs. It might just be the best way there is to develop a good eye for chair design. And for the record: We love all handmade chairs, even the ones we hate. Because they’re chairs and they’re made by people.

Oh, and if you’re feeling stuck up and not in the mood for fart jokes, here’s a good read instead.

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