Editor’s note: This Chair Chat™ has been edited extensively and was stripped down of all foul language. Accordingly, you don’t see a disclaimer here that salty language will follow – because it won’t. Enter with confidence.
Rudy: look at this chair I found on the internet:
Chris: That is a nice-looking chair.
Rudy: I agree, it has a nice shape.
Klaus: Look at those legs, they have probably been shaved on a shaving horse?
Rudy: Likely. I like to use a shaving horse, too.
Chris: I prefer a jack plane, but a shaving horse can work well, too.
Klaus: The seat has a nice shape.
Rudy: Yes, it does.
Chris: OK, I’m pretty much out of things to say. Chat again soon?
Rudy: Yup, me too. Bye!
Klaus: Agree, talk soon.
32 thoughts on “Chair Chat No. 19 with Rudy and Klaus – No More Foul Language”
Clean as a whistle.
That salty-less language interchange sounds like to AI Bots we’re having the chat. Bring back the salt.
Somehow a shatless chair chat is still corny
Come on, I spent all day Saturday sweating in the humidity! Salt – please salt!
Salt will be back, don’t worry!
Before I started using hand tools, the dust was everywhere, and I fought it constantly. Now with hand tools, no more wood boogers.
Ha ha! Well played.
How about a chair chat where you each channel one of the chafacters from Winnie the Pooh?
Great idea! Dibs on being that grumpy donkey!
You call that a chair chat. I am thinking you try again. Quiet on the set………..and go.
This made my morning! Anyone else notice the absence of fowl language? Next up: stock alerts stripped of ware language.
Is the unfiltered chat available?
“Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.” — A Christmas Story
This made me laugh. Thank you.
You’re fucking welcome!
Glad to hear that Nancy! Always appreciate the feedback.
Laughing through my disappointment of lack of information
Wait, did people complain? I always miss the people complaining posts.
Please pass the salt.
This must be an interlude.
salty talk will be back, that’s for sure
I never realized until now just how much of the previous Chair Chat posts were made up of foul language or how much I really never appreciated it. Thanks for the eye opener.
Chair chat without salty language is like a sandwich without bread.
Anyone for a toast sandwich?
The lack of carbs will leave you slim – but at what cost…
The most telling source of truth is satire – which in this case has been stripped away, except for that being the point.
I suppose crotch grain would be out of place in this case.
Hmmm. Needs salt.
Wake me up if it gets interesting…
This is the first Chair Chat that had me laughing out loud. Nice work!
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