It has been about three months since I became a blog minion so it must be time to lob a mudball towards Chris. Afterall, in my first post I revealed Chris’ “special” relationship with a certain jack plane. You can read about Schwarzlandia here.
The Harry Potter-Chris Schwarz connection came to me while working on the post Fear and Anarchy in Fort Mitchell (and thanks to all of you who joined in and twisted some literature with me). The opening sentence to the first Harry Potter book just didn’t work for that post. Next, I tried the second chapter and things got a bit more interesting and uncanny.
“Nearly ten years had passed since the Dursleys had woken up to find their anarchist on the front step…” And a few more pages into Chapter 2 we find this passage, “…Chris had a thin face, knobby knees, black hair and bright brown eyes. He wore roundish glasses held together with a lot of hide glue because of all the times Wally the cat had punched him on the nose. The only thing Chris liked about his own appearance was a very thin scar on his forehead that was shaped like a swooping A.”
When I showed the Harry Potter photo comparison to Chris his response was not about his resembleance to Harry but about his smile. His exact comment was, “Oy, I look so manic in that photo. I hate smiling with teeth.” My response to that nonsense:
Chris, there is nothing wrong with smiling with teeth. There is no mania, or at least not very much. Smile, Chris, smile.
Now, I must get back to reading (and preparing to index) the portion of “The Anarchist’s Design Book” that Chris sent me a few days ago. Except for some artwork the first two-thirds of the book are done. As for the first two chapters, Chris is….feisty.
P.S. Thank you to whoever took the smiley photo of Chris.
5 thoughts on “An Uncanny Resemblance”
Is that the Adobe PDF symbol on his forehead?
That is the swooping (my term) A introduced when Chris renamed The Furniture of Necessity to The Anarchist’s Design Book.
Little known fact: During the 80’s Chris did a brief stint as the front man of the industrial goth-rock post-punk band Sisters of Mercy.
This is supporting evidence for a theory I have that Chris is a Time Lord, and is actually on a massive search for a froe and fore plane that he left behind somewhere in the 14th century.
This plays into my theory that Chris has also been Dave Navarro AND Dave Grohl.
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