Before taking off for a second scoop of England this summer Marsha, I mean Chris, gave me a key to the blog. Silly rabbit.
In the last couple of weeks I’ve found some interesting woodworking references and will post a few while Chris is away. I will try to refrain from cat pictures, but can tell you there will be monkeys.
To start things off let’s discuss Chris’ obsession with his beloved (his word) $12 jack plane. Longtime LAP-landers are familiar with this infatuation and it is highly likely that many of you have your own little tool crushes. Did you know his nickname for the plane is Lola?
A while back I put together a little hommage for Chris and Lola. I call it “Schwarzlandia”:
Late one evening a large object fell through the mists shrouding the teeny-tiny Duchy of Schwarzlandia. Once the dust had settled and the sneezing had stopped the bravest of the brave Schwarzlandians rushed out to investigate.
– Suzanne Ellison
14 thoughts on “Schwarzlandia!”
I think I once had a fever-dream set in Schwarzlandia.
LOL Thanks for the laugh!
That is strangely disturbing, yet not at all surprising.
This is LOL hilarious!
G L O R I O U S ! ! !
Fantastic, weeks of the interim blog mistress graphically mocking Chris.
Umm… Is Chris diddling his knob?
funny, a jack known as ” Lola”. I am so glad I haven’t named any of my tools
He met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola
… It looks like a try and acts like a scrub Lo Lo Lola.
that would be cherry cola
interesting, that… the song was originally recorded as “….Coca Cola.” When the BBC wouldn’t play it with the commercial reference in it, Ray Davies flew back from the States to re-do the line as “….cherry cola” to get it on the air.
Hey Suzanne! What can you do whips, chains, & maybe a big two inch wooden screw?
Just thinkin’!!!!!!!!!!!! Could be good for a laugh.
This is just…funny and sort of weird.
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