Schwarzlandia!

Before taking off for a second scoop of England this summer Marsha, I mean Chris, gave me a key to the blog. Silly rabbit.

In the last couple of weeks I’ve found some interesting woodworking references and will post a few while Chris is away. I will try to refrain from cat pictures, but can tell you there will be monkeys.

To start things off let’s discuss Chris’ obsession with his beloved (his word) $12 jack plane. Longtime LAP-landers are familiar with this infatuation and it is highly likely that many of you have your own little tool crushes. Did you know his nickname for the plane is Lola?

A while back I put together a little hommage for Chris and Lola. I call it “Schwarzlandia”:

Late one evening a large object fell through the mists shrouding the teeny-tiny Duchy of Schwarzlandia. Once the dust had settled and the sneezing had stopped the bravest of the brave Schwarzlandians rushed out to investigate.

Schwarzlandia!

Suzanne Ellison

 

 

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14 Responses to Schwarzlandia!

  1. I think I once had a fever-dream set in Schwarzlandia.

  2. Tom Dickey says:

    LOL Thanks for the laugh!

  3. occasionalww says:

    That is strangely disturbing, yet not at all surprising.

  4. hgordon4 says:

    This is LOL hilarious!

  5. Niels Cosman says:

    G L O R I O U S ! ! !

  6. tpier says:

    Fantastic, weeks of the interim blog mistress graphically mocking Chris.

  7. jonathanszczepanski says:

    Umm… Is Chris diddling his knob?

  8. Rachael Boyd says:

    funny, a jack known as ” Lola”. I am so glad I haven’t named any of my tools

  9. joefromoklahoma says:

    He met her in a club down in old Soho
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola

    • toolnut says:

      … It looks like a try and acts like a scrub Lo Lo Lola.

    • Rachael Boyd says:

      that would be cherry cola

      • joefromoklahoma says:

        interesting, that… the song was originally recorded as “….Coca Cola.” When the BBC wouldn’t play it with the commercial reference in it, Ray Davies flew back from the States to re-do the line as “….cherry cola” to get it on the air.

  10. rondennis303 says:

    Hey Suzanne! What can you do whips, chains, & maybe a big two inch wooden screw?
    Just thinkin’!!!!!!!!!!!! Could be good for a laugh.

  11. John Hoffman says:

    This is just…funny and sort of weird.

    John Hoffman john@lostartpress.com

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