Like you, I’ve been bombarded with new privacy policies from Internet companies seeking to comply with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), which went into effect on May 25.
We didn’t have to update our privacy policy because here’s what we do with your data: Exactly nothing.
We do not mine our lists to market things to you. We don’t sell, rent or give out your data to anyone. Heck, we don’t even have the technical capacity to see your credit card number. The only time you’ll hear from us is if there is a problem with your order.
If you subscribe to our blog via e-mail, you can unsubscribe with a click using the link at the bottom of every post (including this one). I’m sure we could make a lot more money if we did some of the things in the previous paragraph, but we couldn’t live with ourselves.
— Christopher Schwarz
And this jzwhyiNd obviously a lot of your other customers follow your blog and your company. I and I am sure others keep a list of your merchandise to aquire as I have available funds. Keep up your good work and thank you.
Thank you. Honesty is greatly appreciated. There should be more business people like LAP
Lou
That’s why we like you , like you and like you .
Sometimes it is really true that the old ways are the best.
But if your update is not an update does that make it a downrate?
Not in my opinion.
Thanks!
Best interweb policy EVAR!!!
Best interweb policy EVAR!!!
Good for you
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My, my, a business not compelled to reduce everything and everyone to a dollar value! How unneoliberal of you. How refreshing and admirable. Just one small part of why I am a LAP fan.
I made the mistake of “unsubscribing” to a shopify list. I thought I was popping a zit, apparently I was simply spreading infected puss around because within a week I was added to at least 20 new shopify mailing lists.
And the orders keep coming in as you keep giving away more and more information, the same thing you sell.
Looks like the business model works.
Would that more folks would notice!
Thank you,
Bo
Your comments do not exactly ring true….
You sell wax in little tins when you have it available. You sell apparel for the shop upon occasion. In essence you are a dispenser of commercial products just skirting the US Tax Code….
Make no mistake here. Don’t pretend you are like the Criminal Philanderer Donald John Trump who likes to believe something is true merely because he says it…
Regards,
JP
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Huh? “skirting the US tax code?”. Somehow you got a copy of Schwarz’ tax return? Chris said he doesn’t sell your information to third parties, however he is clearly in the business of selling products directly to people.
Do not feed trolls. Do not feed trolls.
Hehe, I expected this post for a while, I knew exactly what I was going to read after the title.
Keep up the good and inspiring work.
Haha best Privacy policy update received ever !
Considering the financial benefits of starting a clone website LostAardvarkPress.com specializing in mining personal information and selling “do you not love woodworker” t-shirts.
Ha ha. If this idea was to spread, there would be …Anarchy !
Drew
And we very much appreciate it! (Love the chore coat, by the way . . . )
Best regards,
Rich
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LAP and xkcd appear to have the same privacy policy.
https://xkcd.com/1998/
You really are going to make me buy that new book on my wishlist/cart aren’t you? Sheesh.
Well done!