The image is from 1634 and needs a caption. ‘Nusquam tuta fides’ translates as ‘no trust is ever sure’ but don’t let that get in your way.
Look at the trunk on that!
Let’s hope that whatever is built from this wood is not another White Elephant!
You pull, and I push! Dumbo!
We came. They sawed. I trumpeted.
I still don’t see how putting my trunk down the back of his pants will help!
Forget maintenance with our new Single Use Logging Elephants!
abundans cautela non nocet,
elephantis magis bonam semper
Make sure you saw the right trunk!
Tell us more. Why do you need a caption?
No trunk is ever sure
We have to discuss the elephant in the trees!
Hey! That’s my favorite scratching tree! If I close the kerf on that saw, they’ll never fell another.
Two are better than one to get the job done!
Check the basement also look for bags
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“India Saw Company saws are the best. All others are simply irrelephant!”
Don’t take down my shade!
If the elephant raises his hind leg – RUN!!!!
If the elephant raises his hind leg – RUN!!!
Just give him the damn peanut.
They’ll never find me if I hide behind this tree.
…and the F’ing camels complain about just carrying straw!
Semper fidelis cyclotis
Try not to think of an elephant.
A trunk to hold the trunk. – only an elephant can hold a tree.
Cletus and Tomball saw a way to trap their second elephant of the day.
Little did Daisy know that she would soon be the reason elephants were no longer welcome at “Bring Your Pet to Work Day.
“Ok, Fred; please explain how a trunk up my a$$ helps me saw better.”
It wasn’t until they got done cutting the wedge that they realized that they could have just used Frank’s elephant to just pull the tree.
Watch your head or you may loose a tusk!
Tim couldn’t explain it, but he had this nagging feeling that something was watching him.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant.
Elephant: You don’t, you get down from a !
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
Elephant: You don’t, you get down from a GOOSE!
Trying to ignore the elephant in the room
What has two trunks and a full set of teeth?
“I have to find a new party to represent”
“How many trunks are you bringing down today?”
“Is this wood for the wall?”
Here we see the first deniers.
The first time ever I saw your face…
Chris Schwartz latest discovery in ancient work hiding techniques
If a tree falls on an elephant, and nobody sawed it, did it actually happen?
You can’t make an armoire without breaking a few elephants.
Historical records show that before the invention of the saw horse, the saw elephant was used.
” My name is elephantus, I speak for the trees”
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Christopher M. Schwarz, furniture maker & writer