If you’ve ever wondered who would win an epic battle between an 18th-century French joiner and a mutated lizard…. well you can keep on wondering. We don’t condone such things.
But my daughter Maddy has now turned 21 and clearly is working the fighting lizard circuit in central Ohio. Here her boyfriend’s bloodthirsty gecko is shown with one of the stickers Maddy peddles to our readers.
Would you like stickers for your lizard or fighting marmoset? It’s easy.
You can order a set of three from her etsy store here. Yes, she accepts international orders.
Or, for customers in the United States, you can send a $5 bill and a SASE (self-addressed stamped envelope) to Maddy at:
Stick it to the Man
P.O. Box 3284
Columbus, OH 43210
She’ll put the three current sticker designs in your envelope and mail them back to you. These are nice, 100-percent vinyl weatherproof and lizard-proof stickers. After our civilization is gone, cockroaches will collect them. They’re that durable.
— Christopher Schwarz
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I would love to have been a herpetologist, but ended up having to like make enough money to live. Been following woodworking for a long time, and the gecko actually maybe by the stickers!
Just to clarify: Is that one free gecko per sticker, or per order?
Depends on the envelope you send.
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