The T-shirt slogan contest was great fun. I eventually had to stop checking the entries while I was at work, however, because I was worried that human resources was going to nail me for some of the stuff scrolling across my screen.
The three winning slogans are:
“Trying Stuff Since 1678” from Mike Siemsen. Lucy, my spouse and a writer, called out this one as the most clever of all the entries.
“We Nail, We Screw, We Bolt” from Ben Davis. When I insisted on this one, Lucy rolled her eyes as if to say “You wish.”
I let Lucy pick the third winner, which turned out to be quite disturbing on a personal level.
“Inch-prickt Since 1678” by Dave Fisher.
Ben and Dave: Drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org. My blog software ate your e-mail addresses.
The winners will all receive the Pin-Eez sawnut tool and one of the T-shirts with the current slogan. As soon as we sell out of those, we’ll use one of these new ones.
Thanks to everyone who entered.
— Christopher Schwarz