OK, please stop calling the hide-glue manufacturers and demanding cruelty-free hide glue. The post on liposuction glue was a joke.
I have received a couple of angry e-mails from industry representatives who are trying to set me straight about my misinformation on how liposuction from cows could make hide glue. Apparently I didn’t do any research on fats….
I love hide glue. If you want cruelty-free glue, use yellow glue, which kills only baby vinyls and fetal acetates.
— Christopher Schwarz
Can we skin the industry representatives and use their hides for glue?
How about Soilent Glue instead. Comes in all sorts of colors.
Oh yeah, I here the green is environmentally friendly. The ad says it helps eliminate some of the biggest producers of carbon.
I got a brand new Naugahyde seats for my car but was really taken aback by how many baby Naugahs it takes to piece together a decent cover.
Also: Stop clubbing, baby seals.
But I already created a change.org petition. Pretty sure it’s going viral.
I hate to say it, but some knucklehead in DC will get a call and being an election year will support a ban on hide glue and the media will get behind it and the next thing you know it will be law.
Democracy in action. Power to the People! Eliminate obesity in Bovines!
sorry it,s to late the million woodworker march is scheduled, We start with coffee at Chris’s house and then march to Washington
I eat hamburgers so I don’t have a problem with hide glue. I’m evil, I know. I’ll just have to live with myself.
Please tell me your going on a stand up your through England! Both these posts had me cracking up!
Never underestimate the power of the Schwarz effect, …even if you are Chris Schwarz!
Mi havas tutnova Naugahyde sidlokoj por mia aŭto sed estis vere surprizita de kiom bebo Naugahs ĝi portas pecon kune decan kovrilo .
Hamburgers are good, hide glue is good, and cows are more damaging to the environment than cars. What else needs to be said. http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/cow-emissions-more-damaging-to-planet-than-co2-from-cars-427843.html
Support cellulosuction for removing wood from trees without harming them.
Ok, that is hysterical–sad, but hysterical! That you would need to post a retraction to such a farce is almost beyond belief. I’m going to go make a mutton tallow and PETA bread sandwich now…
My wife is happy to find a tree substitute, oil, fossil fuel substitute. she cries when trees are cut down or trimmed due to dying or harvesting. But she loves her hamburger and will not give up on beef. The irony is she works for a coal company….
You gots to be kidding me. the first post was funny, but the second one i damn near fell out of my chair laughing. Where do they come from?
A comedian must learn to suffer for his art.
PCers have no sense of humor.
Nor do the Mac people.
But we Linux’ers have all the fun!
Power to the Penguin.
This vegetarian woodworker has found both the svelte sheep and healthy hide glue posts hilarious. (No, I was not the one contacting the manufacturers.)
Until there is a cruelty-free substitute, I guess I can continue to blame my sub-par work on my high and mighty moral rectitude. Let’s all raise our glasses to Sylvester Graham. Oh, wait…
Moral Rectitude? A dose or two of MOM (Milk Of Magnesia) should clear that up in a day or so.
Oops! 😂😂😂
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Will some one please think of the fetal acetates!
In- bleeping- credible. I actually thought the humor was pretty visible.
I was sure he’d lost it on that first post on cruelty free hide glue.
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FYI hardware manufacturer
Hey Chris I hope you have some nice thick 1970’s style carpet on that floor you are rolling around laughing on. Excellent best laugh I have had in a while.
Surely Chris is also joking about the angry emails. Maybe I’m just being cynical, but to quote the bag lady on Laugh-in, ” No matter how cynical you get these days, you just can’t keep up”. Still funny, though.
No. The angry e-mails were real. From a manufacturer of hide glue.
Ok then, maybe they’ve been sniffing their own product.
I tried vegan hide glue but vegans are so thin skinned that producton is at an all time low!
I thought it was pretty funny!
Best Regards,
Tom Bittner Tom.Bittner@newenglandtooling.com 860-335-3595
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Too bad Mr. Schwarz is an Anarchist. Otherwise he could persuade this mob for elections.