Holy cow (no pun intended), this contest stressed out my phone’s commenting software and my e-mail server. But it was great fun.
Here’s a list of my 10 favorite entries:
10. Assjuice
9. Mr. Edhesive
8. Sticky-tariat Hide Glue
7. Gelding Welding
6. Black Gluety
5. Fatal Attraction
4. Quarterhorse – It’s three quarters water and one quarterhorse!
3. High Hold Silver!
2. Sticky Trigger (by Chris)
1. Rigor Mortise Glue (Ernie)
I’m actually going to grant prizes to the top two winners – it really was a tie. Both made me almost wet myself.
— Christopher Schwarz
I missed this contest somehow. Great top 10!
I am truly honored to have been number 2. My wife looked at me with great confusion when I was explaining the “contest” to her. I’m also amazed that I was witty enough to make the great Schwarz laugh. I read Pop Wood and this blog because I appreciate good writing and great humor. Thanks.
Chris,
I too am honored to share the prize with you! To plagiarize the words of Mel Brooks, the Schwarz was with us.
High Hold Silver is my favourite. Congrats to the winners.
I like assjuice. (That’s probably the only time in my life I’ll ever write those 3 words…but illustrates why it was my favorite).
My wife made me stop reading the entries out loud.
OK, I know the contest is over, but sometimes it just hits you and you have to tell someone.
Gluehorsamine – the cure for all of your loose troublesome joints
I love it! Surely that’s worthy of Honorable Mention at the very least! LOL!