When the World Ends, Cockroaches Will Still Find This on Google

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Publisher of woodworking books and DVDs specializing in hand tool techniques.
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31 Responses to When the World Ends, Cockroaches Will Still Find This on Google

  1. michael.hahn@astrazeneca.com says:

    What? No Woobie? No squirrels in socks? :)

  2. Steve K says:

    I’m guessing the rest of that beer was consumed near the computer.

  3. Ben says:

    I see you’ve been drinking too. Whiskey pig and Vermont maple vodka here. There?

  4. billlattpa says:

    I didn’t see “porn” in there.

  5. LOL!!!! I laughed so hard at this, because I keep getting emails for SEO companie that state something like the following:
    “If you aren’t in the Top 10 on Google, you aren’t being seen or your sales also not as much as you want.”

    I’m just hoping that this post is to point those SEO companies to and say “Seeeee, I can do it all by myself.”

    Jonathan
    =========================================

    • not me says:

      So this SEO expert walks into a bar, tavern, pub, saloon, cocktail lounge, public house, ale house, speakeasy, gin joint, drinking establishment . . .

  6. John Callaway says:

    One of the top ten blog posts I have ever read!

  7. Mike Davis says:

    Free cat videos? Really?

    Sent from my iPad

  8. woodgeek says:

    That is awesome! Dont forget to add porn, Michael Jackson, and Elvis.

  9. Trevor Angell says:

    I came for the free cat videos, and I was disappointed.

  10. I didn’t read the title and thought you mistakenly posted a keyword list and then laughed out loud when i looked at the title. So are you bored or drinking?

  11. Dan says:

    How did I get here? I was looking for Tits and free cat videos!

  12. I think you forgot Jackie Joyner Kersee, Tom Sawyer, and Bradley Cooper.

  13. lostartpress says:

    Quick note: I cannot take credit for this post. It was provided for Lost Art Press by an SEO expert as a way to increase traffic to our site.

    — Chris

    • Kevin says:

      Be careful here – this looks a bit like a ‘black-hat’ SEO technique called keyword stuffing that search engines are starting to crack down on more – something that can backfire and actually hurt your page rank. I love your stuff and don’t want that to happen! Just be careful!

  14. Michael says:

    I love the moldy planes!

  15. Scribe says:

    You Google YOURSELF? The hubris.,,

  16. Scott says:

    Can anyone ride your coat tails?

  17. Ron Underwood says:

    Evidently you need to go back on the road again. Also, if no one hears or sees me in next couple of weeks send the Dr over as I will be working on deciphering the code.

  18. I hadn’t seen it before, but do meta tags remind you of James Joyce’s Ulysses? A terrible thing to inflict on poor, unsuspecting Eng. Lit. students.

    • Chuck N says:

      Actually, the meta tags remind me of the 90-page hallucination ‘scene’ in the book “Gravity’s Rainbow”. When I was the ripe old age of 23, that book drove me back to Shakespeare.

  19. Phanny says:

    I think the tits comment is so funny. Particularly so because whenever I watch woodworking videos on youtube, invariably at least on of the “related videos” prominently features tits. Not that I can honestly say I’m complaining, but what’s the connection between tits and woodworking (other than the obvious 6th grade play-on “wood” working connection – Please tell me the there’s more to it than that).

  20. robert says:

    This is actually the final and complete deciphering of Kryptos part 4, which is located at a somewhat obscure government agency in Virginia.

    BETWEEN SUBTLE SHADING AND THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT LIES THE NUANCE OF IQLUSION

  21. Dave Jeske says:

    What you get from Google when you type all of that in (it took a long time):

    414. That’s an error.

    The requested URL /… is too large to process. That’s all we know.

  22. billlattpa says:

    “Tits” and woodworking. If it were a perfect world that would be self explanatory.

  23. carl says:

    so i was searching for “how to make shit” and your blog came up.
    thanks and very informative:)

  24. Peggy Schneider says:

    Stool sample and moldy planes–aaahhh, microbiology!

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