If you write hilarious T-shirt slogans and have some hand saws with loose nuts (and who doesn't) then read on.

We're giving away three custom split-nut drivers made using the Pin-Eez tool. (If it doesn't sound like I'm typing English here, read this blog entry and it will all make sense.) The manufacturer of the Pin-Eez gave me these three tools last week to thank me for my blog entry.

So what do you have to do to win this fabulous split-nut driver? Be hilarious. We're trolling around for the next slogan to put on the back of our Lost Art Press T-shirts. We sold out of the ones that read "Rude Mechanicks Since 1678." Our latest T-shirt features the slogan "Boring Since 1678." Click here to see that shirt.

The slogan has to be short – six words or less. And it has to relate (obviously) to woodworking, hand tools, beer drinking, Joseph Moxon, Andre Roubo – or preferably all of those at once.

Here is how you enter: Simply post your slogan as a comment at the end of this blog entry before midnight, Friday, Feb. 6. Be sure to include an e-mail address so we can contact you. (This isn't a scam to collect your e-mail addresses; we're not that sophisticated.)

We'll pick our three favorite slogans and announce the three winners on Feb. 7. Each winner will receive a split-nut driver and a T-shirt with the current slogan.  

— Christopher Schwarz